Let’s take a little time to get to know the energetic little fuckers who will be swarming Evanston come September. Just remember, everyone is awkward at the beginning and every pre-frosh looks retarded on Facebook.

Self-explanatory.

Interests: making people laugh n feel good, going out, having a good time, parties, and living life
Favorite Music: all kinds…anywhere from rap to rock to country to reggae…if it sounds good i like it
Favorite TV Shows: i watch alot of sports. Sportscenter in the morning. Rob and Big, Everybody Loves Raymond, iono buncha stuff.
Favorite Movies: too many usually i like a good horror or comedy movie
Choice quote: “I want to paint the Rock the first couple days we’re there. N i wanna make sure people know its from us freshman…lets hear ideas. … we gotta do somethin to piss off the rest of the sophs, juniors, n seniors”

A few weeks into school I met a boy who had already hooked up with nine girls. Admirable. Soon after, he burned his face taking a flaming shot, and I’m sure the hookups dwindled.

NU Stereotype: Boy who would take a flaming shot to show off, but totally fuck it up and burn his face.
Secret: He is totally into schoolwork. But the thing is, everyone here is totally into schoolwork, but the ones with the superiority complex try to hide it.
Actual secret: Actually a nice person. Genuinely feels bad when he fucks someone over. A fun person to hang out with, when he’s not showing off. He’s in PWild, so chances are higher than average he’s not actually a douche. Likes to jump off rocks.
Greek?: Abso-fucking-lutely. DU, maybe Sig Ep.
Predictions: Comes on too strong, gets burned in frat rush, Hundo regular by the end of the year.

-Sloane