The class of 2012 (is a stereotype), Pt. III

30Jul08

The “Fucking Freshman” category is meant to be ambiguous– like, shit, I can’t get from Tech to Evanston because all the new students walk in groups of 12 on Sheridan. Fucking freshman. –OR– Damn I’ve never seen that many hot girls at Northwestern at the same time. I need to start fucking freshmen. –OR– Why [...]

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Tags: class of 2012, facebook stalking, freshmen, super-people

Welcome to Northwestern, where committing felonies is cool.

28Jul08

A few months into my freshman year at Northwestern, I found myself posing against a white brick wall in a skanky, dimly lit hallway of one of Northwestern’s sketchier dorm– snap, my picture was taken, and a few weeks later, I was handed a shoddy rectangle of plastic emblazoned with my name and picture. [...]

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Tags: alcohol, bars, fake ids, freshman guide, freshmen, partying

The class of 2012 (is a stereotype), Pt. I

26Jul08

Let’s take a little time to get to know the energetic little fuckers who will be swarming Evanston come September. Just remember, everyone is awkward at the beginning and every pre-frosh looks retarded on Facebook.
Interests: making people laugh n feel good, going out, having a good time, parties, and living life
Favorite Music: all kinds…anywhere from [...]

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Tags: frats, freshmen, judgment calls