Your Night Out: Frat Parties

01Aug08

When all other colleges have already commenced and Northwestern students linger/languish across the country waiting for school to fucking start already, the prefrosh will inevitably receive a series of irritating calls from their friends who are already at college detailing the “sick frat parties” they went to last night. By the time new student week [...]

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Tags: alcohol, frats, freshman guide, greek, greek life, parties, partying, social life

The class of 2012 (is a stereotype), Pt. I

26Jul08

Let’s take a little time to get to know the energetic little fuckers who will be swarming Evanston come September. Just remember, everyone is awkward at the beginning and every pre-frosh looks retarded on Facebook.
Interests: making people laugh n feel good, going out, having a good time, parties, and living life
Favorite Music: all kinds…anywhere from [...]

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Tags: frats, freshmen, judgment calls