Oh no.

Rumor Royalty has already tried to “expose” Crunk Counseling, posting a misguided tip from a misguided reader. There is more than one person behind this and neither of us has dated some “rando Fiji dropout.” We don’t know the person accused of, well, being us, but we’re sure she’d rather not take the credit for something she didn’t do.

Doesn’t mean we don’t read Rumor Royalty as much as the next guy, but keep in mind its disclaimer: “Rumor Royalty is exactly what the name implies: rumors, not real news.”

And while we’re on the subject: we make no promises to be 100% factually accurate either. We’ve been around NU long enough to know that there are dozens of perspectives on every aspect of life here.

–Franny G.