Archive for July, 2008
The “Fucking Freshman” category is meant to be ambiguous– like, shit, I can’t get from Tech to Evanston because all the new students walk in groups of 12 on Sheridan. Fucking freshman. –OR– Damn I’ve never seen that many hot girls at Northwestern at the same time. I need to start fucking freshmen. –OR– Why [...]
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Tags: class of 2012, facebook stalking, freshmen, super-people
Exposed? Not quite.
Rumor Royalty has already tried to “expose” Crunk Counseling, posting a misguided tip from a misguided reader. There is more than one person behind this and neither of us has dated some “rando Fiji dropout.” We don’t know the person accused of, well, being us, but we’re sure she’d rather not take the credit for [...]
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Tags: "exposure", blogs, rumor royalty
Yeah, so…
“1) When did RR become a credible NU news source? 2) How does this blog not pretend to be more biased than any of those sources? 3) Is being “biased, non-factual, Greek-centric” a bad thing? We don’t think so…”
Don’t worry, not here to steal RR’s thunder. The best part of Northwestern is there’s a spot [...]
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Tags: "exposure", clarifications, introductions, rumor royalty
PHAIYE BLAOUNT
Ms. Blaount strikes fear in the hearts of young pre-frosh everywhere. “The class of 2012 has an inside joke already,” they say, giggling at their comradeship. Now they have a name to throw around when they’re awkwardly meeting people at the Sargent lunch tables: “Hey, remember Phaiye Blaount? We outed her! Aren’t we so [...]
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Tags: facebook, fake facebook, phaiye blaount
College is all about freedom. The freedom to drink 5 shots (and that’s just pregaming). The freedom to go out at 3 a.m. if you want. The freedom to hook up with as many people as you want.
Uh, back up there.
Look, if you think you’re going to come to college and your roommate will be [...]
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Tags: dorms, freshman guide, hooking up, sex, sexile
I hesitate to say no one at Northwestern cares about lacrosse.
But no one at Northwestern cares about lacrosse.
We all feel guilty. Some of us go to games, many even understand the game, and we all endure a few lengthy conversations about how awesome it is that the lacrosse team has won the national tournament yet [...]
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Tags: basketball, football, lacrosse, school spirit, sports
Let’s take a little time to get to know the energetic little fuckers who will be swarming Evanston come September. Just remember, everyone is awkward at the beginning and every pre-frosh looks retarded on Facebook.
Interests: making people laugh n feel good, going out, having a good time, parties, and living life
Favorite Music: all kinds…anywhere from [...]
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Tags: frats, freshmen, judgment calls
How to Make It, Spend It, Lose It and Get It All Back Again
Surprisingly, I hate to be cynical. I would love to tell you that everyone that comes to Northwestern — from the trust fund babies to the scholarship kids — will never have to worry about money beyond the woes of the typical [...]
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Tags: freshman guide, jobs, kellogg studies, money, scholarships
